New mental disease Psychosis of DSM disorder

This new disease its called Psychosis of DSM disorder
 The main symptoms are-
1 having a phd after you name
2 having access to a pen to write a script
3 being in control of another person
4 delusions of importance
5 Not otherwise specified disorder
6 You have a large bank account but mainly pose as a psychiatrist.
7 You cannot write words that can be read by normally educated people. (Hand writing is eligible)
I have diagnosed many people with this disease and they all have been psychiatrists.

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